Shits and Giggles

Let's start from the beginning. On December 14, 2012, NASA space satellites picked up what seemed to be a moderate sized asteroid heading on a collision course for earth. Obviously, they panicked and resorted to some...unorthodox methods to try and change its trajectory. When missiles didn't work, they shot lasers. When lasers didn't work, they sent ships...with men in them. Good men. Brave men. Dead men. When nothing worked, they panicked again. It was broadcast throughout the world that the planet would be decimated by this asteroid. Well, a week later, this asteroid entered the atmosphere. People watched as this asteroid slowly but surely made its way to destroy our insignificant planet. They watched. Why would anyone want to watch? Anyway, the asteroid keeps coming but it stops right before colliding with New York City, and it just floats there. And then, the realization sets in. This was not an asteroid. It was a goddamned space ship. So, everyone is looking in awe at this massive ship as shiny metal rods start slowly extend out of this ship. And wouldn't you know it when lightning, fucking lightning, starts shooting out of these rods, engulfing good ol' NYC in the biggest electrical storm the world had ever seen.


Whatever that thing was...It destroyed New York City...just for shits and giggles.